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tortellinigirl:

IM AT CHURCH CAMP AND THEY ACCIDENTALLY JUST STARTED PLAYING SHOTS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS .
THE FIRST LYRICS ARE LITERALLY “ARE YALL READY TO GET FUCKED UP” .
YOU CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO IMAGINE THE FACES OF HUNDREDS OF HOMESCHOOLED CHRISTIAN TEENS UPON HEARING A SWEAR
U DONT EVEN KNOW THE PASTORS JUST CASUALLY KEPT DANCING WHILE THEY STRUGGLED TO TURN IT OFF AHHHHAHAHHA

luuinnewyork:

Studying

spoopyphilia:

bloodyoathmate:

My mum’s friends at work are having a baby and their last name is watts so they were trying work out a name for it, i suggested 60 and they both looked confused so i said maybe 20 would suit them better 

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  • American pupils: we have to go back to school soon
  • British 6th formers: we may not be allowed back to school soon

ionlyfollowbadblogs:

When your mum hasn’t gone shopping in 3 weeks

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feat:

I wish tumblr would have a seen by button so you could see how many of your followers ignore your posts 

“I don’t know what’s the matter with me, why I’m so adept at distance, why I feel so remote from things, why life feels like a rumor.”

David Shields, How Literature Saved My Life (via wanduring)

brutalfuckingmetal:

Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap

schzimmydearr:

Bukchon - North Village by Seiman C on Flickr.